Friday, July 29, 2011

Gregg and Clegg were in agreement as usual, and as usual Ezekiel was left out. And once again, he swore to himself, as he always did on these occasions, that the day of rhubarb pie would come. And it would be glorious.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

They though for weeks about how they could accomplish it. They read magazine articles, spent days in the library, all the while their desperation grew. In the end they had to admit, there was nothing they could do. If they couldn't grow a proper mustache on their own there was no one who could help them.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

As determined as Phil was to find that last cookie, Bill was as determined that Phil should never know the horrible truth of it's last few moments.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Terry waited half of his life to see a falling star, but Barry was happy as long as he avoided falling down the stairs. So far, it was a good day for both of them.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Timmy knew they could make it as a band, but Snickers and Sully weren't too sure about the marketability of a three-piece jug band. Still, the contest was tomorrow and the Jug Emporium wasn't going to stay open all night, certainly not with the rest of the block on fire.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Gorgothon was quite pleased with how their little adventure turned out, but the twins thought that the next time they were going to be used as bait and/or human shields, they should at least be allowed to wear their shirts.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Paul looked in wonder at the endless vista, filled with wonderment and endless potential in every direction, but Saul always said, you can call it what you want, but a landfill is still a pile of garbage.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Franklin loved the idea of a new set of crystal goblets, but Francis knew that one again he would be spending entire weekends trying to get the bits of wax and assorted insect life out of the crevices.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Jude was rushing to get to work, as usual, and the twins just watched with that smug smile of the voluntarily unemployed, though he knew when it came time to buy the toaster pastries that he would be the one with all the power.

Monday, July 18, 2011

John tried his best to look interested at the lecture on slug reproductive peculiarities. Jon was quite interested, and a co-author of the study, but was very tired from sorting and coloring slugs all night.

Friday, July 15, 2011

They knew by the look on his face that Gerri was up to something, but to this day none of them could figure out how he managed to smuggle in so many porcupines to the water park.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Horace realized that he had been leaving out the common house sparrow in his Oral Inventory of Neighborhood Birds, while Hannibal could think of nothing but fried chicken and how best to prepare it.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Cheese and Cracker both loved performing the show they had honed, polished and perfected for nearly every night for the past ten years. The fact that they had no audience was irrelevant.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The words "turkey burger" left a bad taste in Tycho's mouth, much like an actual turkey burger. If he was going to have a burger, it was eel or nothing.

Monday, July 11, 2011

They all tolerated Reginald well enough, but when he started going on about the differences between overhand and underhand toilet paper styles, one by one, their eyes would glaze over.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Enrique had long suspected that the Secret Society of Liars was not as exclusive as their press releases seemed to indicate.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Salmon and Gordon had disagreed for a long time about the best way to walk downtown. Sal preferred to skip and Gordon insisted on walking on stilts, though they knew that this diminished them in the eyes of their fellow undertakers.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Mercutio carefully examined the melons. Soon they would be ready and he could test the serum.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Bull thought that Bunny knew better than to use his grandmother's china at the lemonade stand, but, he thought, some things you just have to learn for yourself.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Tiny was tired, but he knew he had to keep walking. Someone had to help cure the blight of keyboard grunge.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Every night it ended like this and every night they each secretly asked themselves why they didn't just throw the Rubik's Cube away.