Phil knew he had to act fast. Given the chance, this seemingly innocent flower would devour him and everyone he loved.

Reginald feared for the worst. The black spots had returned on his lucky set of dentures, and the moon had set.

Rodney woke with a start. Could it be? Could the mustard robots of planet Cous Cous be just a dream?

After studying the train timetables for 20 years, Gilbert was finally ready to buy his ticket to adventure.

Kim loved to feel the breeze in his hair and jelly on his feet.

Simon waited on the corner all day, but no one ever threw a parade for National Hat Day.

Lance longed for a simpler time, where chocolate was abundant and dentists were kings.

Once he was finished with his farewell tour, Chester was planning to settle down with the tour bus somewhere and really get to know her.

Though Alan hadn't eaten for days, he still couldn't stand the sight of rice pudding.

Frank always felt that, just past the lump on his shoulder, someone was watching him. Maybe it was just that lump. Maybe he should have that checked out.

They tried to hide it, but people always gave Tim strange looks on the days leading up to a full moon.

Ferdinand knew he wasn't much to look at, but just wait until you've had one of his omelettes.

George had a long walk ahead of him in the pouring rain. Luckily, though, his pants were already wet.

They told Marvin he couldn't make a recliner out of glue, but he'd have the last laugh.

Horatio's test results were negative for Lyme disease, but unfortunately, positive for Lemon-Lyme disease.

Laurence was starting to get hungry. But he couldn't find the key to the car, and the key to the safe was in the car, and the peas were in the safe. And he wasn't about to have scrambled eggs without peas.

Julian was single, 47, and had never been tickled.

Ed had the dream again. He figured he'd have to stop eating live cockroaches for dinner. For real this time.

After Crunchy read the email from the Mongolian Lottery Company, he knew his prayers were answered.

Weeks later Roy thought that maybe he should have put his name on the loan application.

Sammy had a head for business, and the body to match.

At first, the costume was a joke, but now Bruce hardly went anywhere without it.

Henny knew that as long as he had a tune in his heart, it didn't matter where he left his keys.