Old Blue always said, no matter what, a big smile is the best defense. The jury, however, disagreed.

Every day Edgar would buy a nickel's worth of soap from the shop at the end of the block. If Charlene called, he was going to be ready.

Sally didn't care what anyone said. Meltdown or not, when his stories were on, he wasn't moving.

Barry was a bit shy since he found out what that word he had tattooed on his head really meant.

Giorgio knew if she ate the mushrooms and made it through the night, she'd let him braid her hair.

Armand asked again and got only a vague answer. He had to come to terms with the fact that the Hirsute Haberdashery might never open.

Hans loved these lazy Sundays. Especially this one, which had lasted seven years.

Judy once again felt the sting of rejection. This was the last time he'd buy an iguana.

Mark had lost his last razor. Now he'd never know what Corduroy Jim wrote on his tongue last night.

He decided it was time to return to the sea. First, Alphonse needed to find a captain whose luck was worse than his own. Then a game of craps. The rest would be easy.

Thor knew he'd have to choose a bunny soon, but how?

Dan really loved pasta, but everyone tried to serve him meat.

Larry was exhausted. He spent all night organizing his collection of antique bread crumbs for the convention.

Bubbles was growing suspicious. How long could it possibly take to boil an egg?

Louie was excited for his big date. He had his hair cut, his nose waxed and his eyebrows singed. He was feeling sharp.

Gabriel was determined to find a publisher now
more than ever. A People's History of Garden Gnomes must be told.

Ross had a crush on the girl who saved the worms when it rained. If only he knew what she was saving the worms for.

Alistair had a sneaking suspicion about this evening's penultimate cookie, but if that's how the Duchess wanted to play this little game, he was sure he'd have the last laugh.

Ludwig could see the ground coming up fast. If he was ever going to learn to fly, it would have to be now.

It was the last day of the month, which meant that it was time for Tod to load up his shopping cart with expired candy bars.

Liam couldn't believe his eyes. That was his procedure on the Root Canal Channel!