Thursday, March 31, 2011

Rolly always enjoyed the texture and toughness of leather, but he would never again try to make a salad bowl out of it.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Flip enjoyed exploring the various flavors in the archival jellybean vault, but Flop knew it would end badly.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Glasnost Jim looked forward to answering the questions of the survey team, even if he did have to track them through the snow since they stopped returning his phone calls.

Monday, March 28, 2011

After the Sunday bowls of cheese, Clarence dreamed lovely dreams about all the colors of cabbages, but Jamie could only think of taxes.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Liam was always afraid that when he looked up, whatever that thing was that rattled in his head when he walked would fall out of his ears and roll down a drain.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Squiggles just couldn't stop himself from indulging in the luxury peanuts, but Balthazar could only think of the hardship of yet another month of going over the legume budget. 


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Strudel adored the country air and how it made his vest pockets feel.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Evelyn and Eustace both loved the rides at the fair. Evelyn thoroughly enjoyed the fresh air and Eustace loved the screaming.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Sid knew he should change, but what would Mr. Dimarco say if he didn't stop in for his daily tube of toothpaste?

Friday, March 18, 2011

John was amazed at how well the automated cleaner cleaned his fish forks, but Amos withheld his judgment until it was finished with the duck mallets.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Terry could smell the sardines in his milkshake. And they smelled like success.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Jeremy was revolted by the growth, which he named Tim, partly because he knew it was his best feature.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Clem and Mo waited with dread and anticipation for the moment when the donuts would be ready.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Jermaine accepted the invitation, but with trepidation, because he could feel his frustration due to his contemplation of the complications of his upcoming vacation.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Neither Tiny nor Goliath could forget about the sausage, but neither of them could speak of it again.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Jorge watched the birds fly in a circle, but could only think about his own eggs and wonder when he should schedule the surgery.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011



Chuck just loved cheese, but when he saw them putting it in a sandwich, that just blew his mind.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Fred really wanted to believe, but Jed knew they had been burned too many times by all-in-one cleaners.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Even though Steve fried up plate after plate of bacon, that sweet smell of success still eluded him.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Barry had a noble idea. Harry had a bad feeling about it. And Jim had seen this all too many times before, but would remain silent.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Engelbert loved nothing more than to stop and look at the clouds and to consider how he might one day destroy them.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Lenny knew it was going to be a long day. Once again he had managed to misplace both of his feet.